Pet dogs shed..........Show dogs blow coat
Pet dogs are in heat..........Show dogs come into season
Pet dogs trot..........Show dogs gait or move
Pet dogs stand ..........Show dogs stack
Pet dogs get a bath..........Show dogs are groomed
Pet dogs beg for treats..........Show dogs bait
Pet dogs poop..........Show dogs exercise
Pet dogs bark at other dogs..........Show dogs spar
Pet dogs wear leashes..........Show dogs wear leads
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1. Great stud dog..........Mounts anything that can fog a mirror.
2. Excels in movement..........If he gets loose; run like hell.
3. Personality Plus..........Wakes up if you put liver up his nose.
4. Good bite..........Missed the Judge; got the steward.
5. Large boned..........Looks like a Clydesdale.
6. Good obedience prospect.......... Ugly as hell.
7. Quiet and good natured..........In his kennel.
8. Excels in type and style..........However, moves like a spider on "speed".
9. Won in stiff competition..........Beat four puppies and a 9 year old novice dog.
10. Multiple group winner..........At 2 puppy matches.
11. Pointed..........His head is shaped like a carrot.
12. Noted Judge..........He put up our dog.
13. Respected Judge..........He put up our dog twice.
14. Esteemed Judge..........He put up anything with that crawls.
15. Specialty Judge..........Puts up anything that looks like his own breeding.
16. Won in heavy competition..........The other dogs were revoltingly overweight.
17. Shown sparingly..........Only when we had it in the bag.
18. Show prospect..........He has 4 legs, 2 eyes, 3 ears and 1 tail.
19. He finished in 5 shows..........And 89 where he failed to win a ribbon.
20. Well balanced..........Straight as a stick, front and rear.
21. Handled brilliantly by..........Nobody else can get near him.
22. At stud to "approved" bitches..........Those bitches whose owner's check is good.
23. Linebred by famous champions..........Ch. Whoozitz appears twice 6th generation.
24. Terrific brood bitch...........her conformation is the pits, but she conceives bi litters.
25. Wins another Best In Show..........The second under the same judge, our uncle.
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