| Are Dogs Better Than Kids? |
It's really surprising on what people can think of.
Then it makes you wounder if they write these things on their own time
or while they are on the job.
I have no idea of who wrote this or where exactly I found this, but
I thought it might make you smile.
Dogs are better than kids because
They eat less,
Don't ask for money all the time,
They're easier to train.
Usually come when called,
Never drive your car,
Don't hang-out with drug-using friends.
They don't smoke or drink,
Don't sass back, and
Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions.
They don't wear your clothes and
Don't need a gazillion dollars for college.
If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
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